We were all in the car today, and pulled into a gas station. Before Chris got out, he took a moment to drop a bomb. He farted, in case you don’t know what “drop a bomb” means. Anyhow, he got out and closed the door, then this conversation happened.
RUBY: Mom! Dad got out of the car but he left his fart in here!
ME: I am VERY aware of that.
RUBY: Mom, is Ben still sleeping?
ME: No, he’s awake now.
RUBY: He probably woke up because he got scared when he smelled Dad’s fart because he thought there was a monster in here.
I’m sure that Chris would like me to take this time to add that he rarely farts. But I won’t…because he does fart…quite frequently.