Ruby (4-years-old) and Emma (2-years-old) have always had a knack for joke telling. I don’t know where they got it from…GRANDPA(S)…but they’re actually pretty funny. Here are a couple that are doing the rounds right now.
This one happened this morning:
RUBY: Knock knock.
CHRIS: Who’s there?
RUBY: A skunk.
CHRIS: A skunk who?
When you think of the time, dedication and sheer genius it took, to realize she had to fart, decide to hold it, then to think of the joke, then to go into the kitchen to tell Chris, then to let the fart out with perfect comedic timing? Let’s just say, it would take a pretty stacked report card to top the pride I’m feeling right now.
Then we heard this one over the monitor this morning:
RUBY: What did the daddy mouse say to the baby mouse?
EMMA: Squeak, squeak?
And we can’t forget Emma’s standby. It’s the only joke she tells…over and over and over.
EMMA: Knock knock.
WHOEVER: Who’s there?
EMMA: You, how are you doing today?
And finally…a short I have entitled, “Ham on Film.”
In case you didn’t catch it, the punchline was “grilled cheese.” OBVIOUSLY.
Feel free to share some of your kids’ comedic pearls with us. Leave a comment!