So who the F writes this thing?  Why Lora Banks does, that’s who.

Lora Banks is a leading expert in poop, farts and boogers.  She is commonly described as mom.  She considers herself quite knowledgeable about food, due primarily to the fact that she makes a minimum of nine meals per day, to accommodate the ridiculous palates of her picky children.  She also loves cupcakes.  Like, that she’d-marry-a-cupcake kind of love.

Lora’s three AMAZING children are 19 months apart.  After four years of being pregnant or breastfeeding, Lora has decided to come up for air and see what’s going on out there in the big wide world.  This blog is a place to put all of those things.

Lora does not enjoy speaking about herself in the third person.  This is a recent discovery, but a poignant one nonetheless.

This is a picture of Lora.  She’s the old one.  The other short people, are her children.

That picture was supposed to be the end.  Why would you keep reading after the picture? You want more?  Write your own damn bio.


10 thoughts on “Fabricator

      1. Well, I sponsor you because you rule so much. So, you know, it’s a cycle really. We could call our commune something like Alpha-Rulers or Us Zone or Super-Cool-Better-Than-Your-Commune Commune.

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